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Love Child... Never Meant to Be
Thursday, July 19, 2007




Mr. Wonderful and I were watching the finale of CNTM last night, or at least the last half. We had been following the showing semi-religious, and had picked our favourite, Rebecca. She's smart, funny, witty, although I doubt her taste in men. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself.

CNTM is weird. It is Tyra-ed by Jay Manuel who is, yay, Canadian, but also very odd. Jay and Tyra have the exact same speech patterns and idiosyncrasies. It's actually quite distracting to watch, if you're familiar with the American version. It is also judged by Jeannie Becker (the gatekeeper to my first delicious pre-adolescent booby shots on Fashion Television), and, uh, this....woman.

There is also an interesting character, a fashion character named Nolé Marin. He's... you know... flamboyant. MW was kidding that if we had a child, we would name him Nolé. This caused me to take a second glance at the fellow. And then I realized. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Mr. Marin would actually look like our hypothetical love child. He has MW's bushy eyebrows, bad teeth, big nose, dark skin and overly round head, and he has my short stature and plumpness. My god. The future is here!



-- posted by Jenn at Thursday, July 19, 2007

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Wouldn't it be great if the baby came right out of the womb wearing those glasses and sporting a little soul patch under his bottom lip?

By Blogger Megan, at 5:33 AM  

Oh god, yes! I would rethink my whole position on having babies!! I'd have dozens, and they could all help me decorate, get dressed, and put on my make-up. FABULOUS!

If I ever get pregnant, I'm piping in Madonna into my womb.

...her music.. not the actual woman (though, seeing her pictures lately, she'd probably fit...)

By Blogger Jenn, at 9:12 AM  

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